A 21-year-old history major from the promised land of mosquitos.
I'm not sure what people think they're going to find here, mostly I just reblog stuff that isn't funny anymore in about an hour or so, but everyone chooses their own teacups.
Oh, and sometimes I draw silly little things.
I'm not entirely sure what my main field of interest is either, I go from fandom to fandom, try not to get too frustrated about that.
Asks make me happy, but I'm extremely slow and bad answerer, so sorry in advance.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I tried making an american apple pie (never had one before, only seen them cooling on window sills in cartoons and thought it’d be fun to end the 21-year-long curiosity) and jfc hnnggghh yes, I’m gonna do this more often.
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
yhyhyy parkettilattia _;did you mean: Limainen muovimatto
Harri
what the fuck
heavy metal dwarves????
tee-se-itse baarireissu kotona: ahtaudu kaverin kanssa komeroon juomaan. sitä ennen laita stereot täysille joko lady gagaa ta jotain epävireistä karaoke-tulkintaa. aina kun korkkaatte oluen, repikää vitosen setelit.jos otatte väkevämpää, repikää kympit.välillä tönikää toisianne ja huutakaa “etsä vittu tiedä kuka mä oon”. lopuksi menkää mikroaaltouunin luo jonottamaan Atrian hampurilaisia ja vetäkää toisianne pataan.
(Source: doctorwhubarb)
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
what the fuck finnish commentator
“thank you germany, old brother in arms!”
WHAT THE FUCK you don’t just casually bring up finland’s history with nazism during the eurovision
Omfg I thought the same thing when the announcer said that… Finland had strong military relations with Germany prior to WWII (for example they trained the Jaeger troops during the 1918 war), but the most recent grand-scale military operation was Operation Barbossa with the Nazis. Bringing that up was a bad idea also because she also implied Finland wasn’t just using Germany for guns and supplies, but friendly with their “agenda”… Ugh, what an ignorant comment it was.
it was just so
awkward
is that the biggest guitar you could afford
Alcohol is free. Guitars are not.
